Thursday, November 5, 2009

If George Bush was an idiot....?

If George Bush was an idiot...) 
 If George W. Bush had been the first President to need a teleprompter  installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have  laughed and said this is more proof of how inept he is on his own and is  really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes? 
 If George W. Bush had spent about one Million dollars to take Laura Bush to a play in NYC, would you have approved? 
 If George W. Bush had reduced your retirement plan's holdings of GM stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM, would you have approved? 
 If George W. Bush had made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics,  would you have approved? 
 If George W. Bush had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and  incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved? 
 If George W. Bush had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos  of his speeches, would you have thought this embarrassingly narcissistic and tacky? 
 If George W. Bush had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia , would you have  approved? 
 If George W. Bush had visited Austria and made reference to the  non-existent "Austrian language," would you have brushed it off as a minor slip? 
 If George W. Bush had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to "Cinco de  Cuatro" in front of the Mexican ambassador when it was the 5th of May  (Cinco de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he tried again, would you  have winced in embarrassment? 
 If George W. Bush had mis-spelled the word "advice" would you have  hammered him for it for years like Dan Quayle and potatoe as proof of what a dunce he is? 
 If George W. Bush had burn ed 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a  single tree on Earth Day, would you have concluded he's a hypocrite? 
 If George W. Bush's administration had okayed Air Force One flying low  over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown Manhattan  causing widespread panic, would you have wondered whether they actually  get what happened on 9-11? 
 If George W. Bush had failed to send relief aid to flood victims  throughout the Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than in New Orleans , would you want it made into a major ongoing political issue  with claims of racism and incompetence? 
 If George W. Bush had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major  corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so, would you have approved? 
 If George W Bush had proposed to double the national debt, which had taken  more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you have approved? 
 If George W. Bush had then proposed to double the debt again within 10  years, would you have approved? 
 So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant and impressive? Can't think of anything? Don't worry. 
 He's done all this in 10 months,so you'll have three years and 2 months to  come up with an answer. 

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