Year to Date Statistics from TSA pat-downs

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Year to date statistics on Airport pat-down screening from the TSA

  Terrorist Plots  Discovered               0

  Transvestites                                 133

  Hernias                                        1,485

  Hemorrhoid  Cases                     3,172

  Incontinence                                6,418

  Enlarged  Prostates                     8,249

  Breast  Implants                         59,350

  Natural  Blondes                                  3